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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Disney and Universal team up to sue AI photo generator Midjourney, claiming copyright infringement - CNN

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

What has been your best sexual experience?

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

No way

How common are novels, animes, or mangas, that are both coming of age and thriller? What do you think of these kinds of stories? What are some examples?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.