What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 01:36

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
What has been your best sexual experience?
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
What is the reason for The Acolyte (2024 series) having poor reception among Star Wars fans?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
No way
—
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...